- I love that question - Yes, but only if we fake it - I can take care of that - How about a snack? - Can't answer now, too existential - Forecast unclear - Computer says no - Dream smaller - The worst idea is sometimes the best - I like where this is going - Say more - Say less - 1000% YES! And I'm SO excited for you - Absolutely... as long as it's before 10 am. - Yes, and it'll be great. - I'm already celebrating for you. - Let's cheers to that - I got you - It's a trap - Is there a way we can do it and still keep our job? - I plead the fifth - Unclear. Ask again later. - I think that's the best option - Do you really want an answer to that? - You already know the answer - Let's consult my cat - Sorry I'm under NDA - Let's sleep on it - I'm flattered that you would ask - That's not in the budget - Check the Production Schedule - Search your feelings, you know it to be true - That's between you and your therapist. - I believe in you! - Onsite - will respond next week - Yoda says: "Unclear, the future is" - Do or do not, there is no try - Let's make sure we run it through QA. - Now you're thinkin - It's in the queue - That's a question for tomorrow you - Tis a silly question - If only it were that simple - Was it in the brief? - Let's pretend you didn't ask that - If only you had asked earlier - I support the thought, let's workshop it! - I don't hate the idea - Just go for it. Chaos builds character. - Shockingly, yes - Possible, miracles can happen - Need more meetings - Maybe, check back in Q1 - You deserve it! - No, but ask again with confidence. - Which slack channel was that in? - Sorry just seeing this - That seems possible - Absolutely - Need clarity on scope - Yeah, there's an AI for that - Pretty sure that's a yes - Add confetti and it's a yes! - Yes, and... - Bold of you to ask - No questions after noon. - What do I know? I'm just a Magic 8 ball. - We can figure it out! - Still running tests... - I'm a fortune teller, not a magician - Don't overthink it! - What could go wrong? - Feels like a win - What am I missing here? - I'm already getting calls about it - Should we ask HR first? - Who's gunna know? - I don't know if I want to weigh in on this. - Easier said than done - We'll have to ask our devs - Question received. Will get back to you ASAP. - Mayyyybe? - Yeah that tracks - Let's workshop that - That sounds like a green light to me - Honestly? The math ain't mathing. - A glowing YES - The stars align - Coffee first and then? - Easy, give us 5 seconds - Yes it works. I ran calculations. - Yes, with enough time and money. - You didn't hear it from us... but yes. - Technically yes. Spiritually also yes. - If it were up to us? Heck yes. - Our internal Slack voted yes. - Our creative team loves this. Finance does not. - Hello, World!