Dear Prof. Finbarr Calamitous,
When I was younger, I watched the Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius episode where you were first introduced. When the episode explained your inability to complete anything, I remember thinking it was a silly gag, and kind of inexplicable. Why not just... finish the thing? It can't be that hard, right? So my child self thought.
That was over a decade ago. I'm now an adult with various semi-diagnosed mental issues and an enormous pile of unfinished projects and ideas, both creative and utilitarian. This is to say: I understand, and I'm sorry for my past misunderstandings.
Sincerely,
Sciman101