Nova

Published April 5, 2026

Nova

Full Name<???>
PronounsShe/Her
Species<???>
Age14 (23 in human years)
Height185cm / 6'1"
OccupationStreamer
Favorite Earth FoodHamburgers
Longest Stream36h23m

"Goooooood afternoon chat, how are we all doing today?? Good? Decent? Ooh, you just got a big bill on your car? That sucks, sorry man."

"Well, today, I was planning on taking it easy- mostly just hangin' out, maybe some Balatro. I know y'all have been wanting me to try that new sandwich from Chicken Chomper, so, depending how long we go I might do an impromptu review, we'll see-"

"... First time chatter, 'are you a real alien?'. 'Course not, aliens aren't real. My mom just smoked a looooooot and it turns out that gives you antanne and grey skin."

"Nah, I'm kiddin', I'm from space. It's in the FAQ but, tl;dr I crashed here and ended up liking it enough I decided to stick around."

"... 'what made you stay'? A little place called Five Guys, my friend. At least, before they decided to charge a king's ransom."

".. No, I'm not joking, have you seen their prices? Insane."